A Tool Playing with His Tool in a Tool Shed

The content kicks off with excitement for the holiday weekend, followed by humorous news stories like a man in a shed and a lightsaber incident. It then addresses a serious animal cruelty case involving a man shooting a neighbor's calf. The rivalry between Diddy and 50 Cent is discussed, with 50 Cent mocking Diddy on social media. The segment includes trivia questions about pop culture and ends with an invitation to a free patriotic party with live music and food.