At long last the Bald Bros finally get their peepers on Markiplier's long awaited adaptation of indie video game Iron Lung. Written, directed, and starring Mark "Markiplier" Fischbach, this low budget cosmic horror takes on some big ideas, but does it hit the heights or is it failure to launch? Given it is a film about a submarine in a sea of blood does it even want to hit the heights? Or is it more about hitting new lows? Wait come back, the episode is much better than this summary I promise!

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the creepy misty deserted town, Christoph Gans and Konami come along and thrust the creepy sexy nurses upon us once again! That's right everyone, we Return to Silent Hill. What's different this time? Well, for starters, one of the Dome-namic Duo has actually played the game! The other? Well, he is perfect and never needs to change. In this unexpected sequel we see some new faces tackle some old enemies, but can it revive this franchise? I dunno... I haven't listened yet! Get back to me in an hour. Or better yet, listen to it yourself ya jerk!

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It's Five Nights at Freddy's 2... so wait... is that ten nights?! Welcome to the sequel where all the lore you knew before counts for nothing, because this time we are in a whole new eating establishment! The Hairless Hunks venture back into the world of Freddy for this follow up. Will it match up to the success of the first one? How much was Megan Fox paid this? And how can we ever out run these really, really slow machines?! Find out maybe some of the answers and some other stuff in... wait... another episode of A Bald Opinion?!

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Where did this respawn from? It came out of the blue! This 2023 independent fan film Emises Blue takes the very popular game Team Fortress 2 and asks the age old question - what if this fun cartoony shooter was a gnarly, stylish, atmospheric, paranoid, noir nightmare? Thanks to the blood, sweat, and tears of Chad Payne we now have that answer! Can it justify it's 100 minute runtime? Can it put to shame films with 10x it's budget? Should you seek it out on YouTube? Find out the answer to this and so much more as we delve into the paranoid world of Emises Blue!

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Smells like uphead in here? What's uphead? No, it's pronounced Cuphead. That's right, it's time for another Side Quest as the Bald Bros take a look at the streaming adaptation of the indie hit Cuphead. With cup loads of nostalgia and a splash of menace, The Cuphead Show is three seasons deep so must have got something right... right?! Let's find out. Pop the kettle on, sit back and listen you Kettlehead!

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Finally the adaptation we have all been crying out for... Join the Bald Bros as they set their peepers upon this curiosity, an adaptation of an unfinished and unreleased Video Game. Produced by and starring everyone's favourite boxer/director Uwe Boll, Zombie Massacre takes us on a familiar journey of the undead and soldiers. What happened to the game? Did it ever exist? And why does no high ranking American in this film have an American accent? Find none of the answers but a boat load of confusion in this week's thrilling episode of... A BALD OPINION!

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The Bald Bros take a look at some Video Game adjacent movies this week as they load up Gamer and Hardcore Henry. Can these movies capture the magic of video games whilst succeeding at being a movie? Can you tell this episode is recording in first person view? And have I got you under my skin? Maybe just press play?!

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Watch out, we are waaaay off the beaten track and firmly on a Side Quest! Gudni dawns the Rose-Tinted glasses and subjects Neill to this fever dream of a Video Game Adaptation for Saturday mornings. The Plump Plumbers are subjected yet again to another bizzare screen adaptation, and will Link save the day? How many Italian jokes are too many? And does the show hold up or should it be left in the pasta? Only one way to find out, do the Mario and click play!

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