A 3rd Important Message in Lieu of an Episode

A important message for the piglets who value continuity and transparency. This one is for all of The Woke Little Piglets out there, which coincidentally was also the name of my old workplace Muppets cover band.

That's a lie, I actually used to have a Muppets covers band - we were called the Most Sensational Inspirational Cover Band - and we never played any gigs. We were sick though. There's still time.

*looks down at old hands, noticing new wrinkles and the mottled, under-skin stains of a long life lived. Contemplates own mortality quietly, while young birds chirp outside in a song of ignorance and abandon.*