I love you... Do you want to talk about it now or later? Deep, dark, industry secrets. Everything you wanna know about 81 monkeys. Originally aired Wednesday, November 19, 2025.

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Originally Aired November 18, 2025.

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Originally Aired November 17, 2025: MN State Patrol in studio. The dog has a gun! Everything you wanna know about finding a tick on your taint.

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Originally Aired November 14, 2025: Minnesota Viking Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Teachers be drinkin'. Everything you wanna know about bald people bangin'.

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Originally Aired November 13, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Everywhere I look... BOOBS! Everything you wanna know about your first kiss.

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Originally Aired November 12, 2025: Sex hats. Cop shop orgy. Everything you wanna know about being fat and sassy.

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Originally Aired November 11, 2025: Zach Johnson from Roger Up. Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions. Everything you wanna know about carcasses on your doorstep.

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Originally Aired November 10, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.

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