87: Eclipse (2010) "Sippin’ that Hater-Aid"

OK listeners. It’s that time in the Twilight Summer series we’ve all kind of been dreading. Every franchise has its low point and in this case Eclipse (2010) is no exception. Despite the third installment in the saga delivering peak Edward-Bella-Jacob love triangle, its commitment to nonsense leaves us begging the question, “are you sure, Stephanie?” Whether it’s the lack of a decent wig budget or a completely unnecessary Confederate vampire subplot, it’s filled with more frustrating moments than Jacob at his most insufferable. In our newest episode, we’re doing our best to laugh through the cringe of it all while debating bald bloodsuckers, bizarre backstories, and *~battlescars~*.

Resources

https://www.vogue.com/article/the-twilight-saga-eclipse-45-thoughts-i-had

https://www.slashfilm.com/1700668/why-bryce-dallas-howard-replaced-rachelle-lefevre-twilight-victoria/

https://www.teenvogue.com/story/on-twilight-and-fictions-history-of-confederate-vampires-fan-service

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