6: Dear Future Husband: I'm This Close to Buying a Body Pillow

Dear Future Husband, you're supposed to be my live in body pillow and I'm confused as to why I'm out here even considering looking at these body pillows. I'm really not about the body pillow life because pillows don't hug me back or provide that good body heat. I promise you're playing right now.

Ladies, if you need to get a body pillow to keep you from sending a hey big head text, please do so but don't go out here entertaining men just to have a little body pillow action. You'll mess around and end up fooling with a counterfeit and we've signed up for that one too many times.