A War film that is secretly a Heist film leads to a Heist podcast that is secretly a War podcast! Topics include: Josef Goebbels the rapper, real life heroes of the Dunkirk evacuation, "testosterone autism", and whether or not we can make our listeners cry...

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Pack yourself a crudely-made cucumber sandwich, a plate of meat, and five beers from Trinidad -- only then can you concentrate on your knowledge of Wagner while Robot Zombies try to bite you. The question is: "Are safes sexy?" Army of Thieves dares to answer: "Yes, if you're a German nerd..."

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... in which one of the hosts consumes an entire bottle of red wine and rants about Scientology to a degree that just might get the entire podcast taken off of the internet forever. (But the stunt work is excellent!)

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The good news is that this is one of our best episodes, funny and smart and relaxed and cozy in equal measure. The bad news is that you will have to register as a sex offender after you listen to it, and warn all of your neighbors you're a fan of the show. (But there's no such thing as bad publicity!)

Also, this episode about a kids' movie is the one where Chris was too lazy to edit out the swearing -- go figure!

Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check them out at Uppbeat.io

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Chris' radio show: on hiatus!

Our first live stream episode! We present it here to you unedited so you can use it as an audio commentary track to accompany the movie, which may just be the greatest 3D Israeli-funded 1980s Heist film ever made...

Check out the movie here before it gets taken down:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV3re5wJvdI&t=290s

Topics include: pornography, the history of 3D movies, porn, North Korean cinema, and the surprising parallels between 3D and another notorious form of exploitation filmmaking (porno)

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Chris' radio show, first and third Thursdays of the month, 1:00pm CST: https://www.twitch.tv/thelife983fm

A live watch-along treat! This Tuesday night, February, 25th, 2025, 8:00pm Eastern/7:00pm Central, Chris and Shawn will take on the INSANE 3D Heist film Treasure of the Four Crowns from 1983, a gem from the two crazy geniuses behind Cannon Pictures. Shawn has never seen it and we need to record his reactions -- and we want to hear yours too! Join us, won't you?

To watch the movie for free on YouTube, use this link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV3re5wJvdI

To chat with us while we watch, use this link to get into our Riverside studio:

https://riverside.fm/studio/chris-coolings-studio

You'll need to download the app if you want to chat with us on your phone -- it's free and easy, no need to register or log-in. Otherwise, just click the link and watch on your computer.

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Chris' radio show, first and third Thursdays of the month, 1:00pm CST:

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We shrank ourselves down to tiny size and committed a series of heists, but now we are BACK to podcasting, baby! What better way to celebrate our return than with Ant-Man? Topics discussed include: young Shawn's healthy relationship with comic books, middle-aged Chris's film snobbery, the movie's many screenwriters, and the subtleties of a South African accent...

Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check them out at Uppbeat.io

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Chris' radio show, first and third Thursdays of the month, 1:00pm CST: https://www.twitch.tv/thelife983fm

If you were patient enough to handle an extra-long wait for this episode, then you'll be patient enough to enjoy the extra-long movie we discuss in it! Two middle-aged men examine the parallels in their lives, pursue freedom, and consider the paths not taken, all under the guise of pulling off a simple Heist. This description refers to the movie, but kind of to Chris and Shawn as well? Listen and decide!

Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check it out on Uppbeat.io

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Chris' radio show, every other Thursday at 1:00pm CST:

https://www.twitch.tv/thelife983fm