3 Reasons Why the Chicken Crossed the Road

She looks back wide-eyed and clucks rampantly, scared of what may be in the bushes. Could it be a fox? A rogue lawnmower headed in her direction? A cat with razor sharp claws? With each passing second, the chicken clucks louder and louder in F.E.A.R. of being eaten by some monstrous animal.

In the final second of this do or die moment, her fight or flight instinct makes her look back just before the first step on the road. She sees the bushes move way for a large…