Danielle admits she needs therapy after an emotional weekend dealing with major trust issues. We discuss the 16-pound reality of pregnancy weight, why Tyler knows he's going to get projected upon, and the struggle of finding a balance between fighting and fixing problems. Also: Bad Bunny, the Bears, and why being a "dumbass American" is easier than doing research.

We’re back after a long break! Our last episode dropped on June 25th, and so much has happened since then. In this one, we catch you up on where we’re at in pregnancy, how far along I am, and the real side of the first trimester (spoiler: it wasn’t fun). I also share some of the genetic bloodwork results and what that’s been like to process. For now, we’re holding off on revealing the gender until I’m ready—but trust me, you’ll want to stay tuned for that.

It feels good to be back—let’s get into it.

Danielle’s mad, Tyler’s tired, and FedEx is still a scam.

In this chaotic catch-up, we spiral from chicken sandwich copycat crimes to a full-blown corporate takedown—plus: the flea infestation, a child’s room that broke Danielle’s soul, Tyler’s Toy Story band-aids, and the eerie coincidence of the FedEx founder dying right after Danielle’s viral rant.

Also featuring: Love Island hot takes, prophetic witch powers, and unsolicited nipple talk. You’re welcome.

🎙️ Check out our other podcasts:

→ Danielle’s solo show: Voice Notes to the Void

→ Tyler’s daily chaos: The Daily Audio Journal with Tyler Johnson

📲 TikTok:

→ Danielle: @danie.1302

→ Tyler: @nottylerajohnson

💀 Inconsistent but iconic. See you next Tuesday.