#233 - Champagne and Bullets

This week, we bring in the new year with 1993’s Champagne and Bullets. A movie that shows its namesake with the sheer amount of champagne and bullets it presents to you, the viewer. This is classic Worst Movie Ever Made territory… think The Room, Miami Connection, Samurai Cop, Birdemic, and Neil Breen. It’s not “so bad it’s good,” it’s “so awful it’s amazing.” Seriously, Champagne and Bullets is such a punisher that we had to take a week off to regroup before talking about it.

So let’s shimmy slide into this, shall we?

Rick's rightful retribution against rival responder for restitution and reckoning while ridiculous risquee romance and repugnant rape ruckus results in a rubbish resolution! Deep Throated Douche Bag Detectives! Cowboy cops caterwauling with Cindy! Improper porch swing semantics! Some statements need to be hooded? Tits on the rocks! Mr. Fringe Fuck Benefit has no class, and my buddy can speak Hamlet!!! Polyester puppets! Huckleberry philosophy, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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