22 The Pathetic, Poetic Christmas of Crime

It's Christmas Night, and guess who has nothing better to do - us!

There's no room for FOP at the inn, so here we go:

Topics we lambaste:

• The Rochester indoor heating dilemma
• Marc's Incident (Rochester crime affects us all, directly)
• Christmas Eve Church Car break-in spree (16 cars at one church alone)
• Is NC part of The South?
• Mike's hero enters the Guinness Book of World Records
• Fan Mail
• A funeral home that sells what?
• What makes a good or a bad onion ring
• Unbeknownst to each other, we each brought Christmas poems

Restaurants we review:

• The science of eating a Waffle House All Star Special
• Buffet City, St Petersburg, FL
• Iron Chef II, Mason, OH
• Sushi585
• Kocina Stingray Sushifusion's OG Trashplate
• Empire Hots Trash Plate
• J&E's Rootbeer Stand, Middletown, OH
• Skyline Chili Dogs
• Great Wolf Lodge Christmas Buffet
• Ponderosa, Somewhere, OH

Once all three of our fans download this episode, we'll have broken past the 500 download mark!!!!