OH GIRLS DO WE HAVE SOME GOSSIP THIS WEEK! Ok so like Eugene is in Chicago and wants to visit Katrina — except unreliable reports are suggesting she’s moments away from marrying F*&^ING Brandon! So he’s going to go break it up, and MAN OH MAN DOES IT GET JUICY. And like … super toxic. But hey, it’s a romantic relationship in Adventures in Odyssey. That’s what we’re all here for.

This week, Jacob from The Socialist Shelf had too much time on his hands — or perhaps not enough self-respect — and waded through Whit’s bushy tunnel with us for The Search for Whit, Part 3. The plot of this Adventures in Odyssey episode is a remarkable achievement in that it’s banal, offensive, and utterly lacking in coherence — all while teaching children that honest discovery should have no bearing on their acceptance of fairy tales as 100% true.

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Let's head back to Israel, but don't get your hopes too high, because this is Part 2 of an Adventures in Odyssey three-parter, so you know it'll suck. But HEY. We don't suck unless it's consensually and on genitals, so join us for both a Hoot and a Holler as we (by the fatalistic forces of an established radio program and not our own volition) continue The Search for Whit!

For some reason, the Odyssey folks have decided to bring Whit back from the Middle East, and just like when you're constipated but still really want to bottom, they're going to make us go up there and extract Whit ourselves. BUT DON'T WORRY! Along the way, we stumble upon Paul McCusker thinking he's so smart about the Bible, only to realize he is completely wrong. As always, it's a hootenanny.

There is something stinky about Tasha — but is it because she’s (in our opinion) the sole survivor of a family annihilation, or because she’s not a Christian? Join us as we open a transvestigation into Jason Whittaker’s beloved fianceé and discuss Jack Allen opening his buttcheeks just a LITTLE BIT too wide. And of course, we touch on our favorite topic of all: the perils of making ANY personal decision without the express written approval of Major League Baseball and at least three white cishet Christian men.

WE HAVE NO MORE PRIDE TO GIVE, but plenty of Adventures in Odyssey. This week, we're wrapping up LOVE IS IN THE AIR with Jack Allen's misognyny, Katrina Shanks' taciturnity, Jason Whittaker's anger toward women with jobs, Connie Kendall's victimhood, Eugene Meltsner's emotional honesty, Tasha Forbes' lesbian desires, and, if you listen closely, the sound of Percy's upstairs neighbor fucking. OH! And also all the HILARIOUS goofs and INCISIVE commentary you've come to expect from 2 Whits 1 Cup (hopefully).

OK, it's back to the ole Eugene-Katrina grind, pals. After all, Pride month is almost over. This week, Jack is a gossip queen, and we're SO here for it. SO MUCH DRAMA. Katrina is back in town, as is Jason's personal Carmen San Diego, so Parsnip is queen for a day in Sploosh City. Also, Pigeon has a shocking realization about BRIO Magazine, and Percy's just having a lot of gay sex. EVERYTHING YOU HAVE COME TO EXPECT FROM THIS PODCAST ABOUT ADVENTURES IN ODYSSEY YAY

HEY WE ARE TAKING A BREAK THIS WEEK, OK, WE DESERVE IT AFTER 69 (nice) EPPIES. But here's a fun look back at some highlights from our first 69 (nice) eppies. Listen to it. Or at least download it. And if you haven't given us a rating, WHY?! drown out the 1-star rating we just got plz :(