17 Polyps, Zero Sponsors

Kevin and John lean into the chaos of life with cancer this week, trading medical updates and brotherly roasts while continuing their hunt for the perfect podcast sponsor. From nostalgic childhood stories to movie quotes, the brothers share an honest look at the reality of doctor visits and the importance of early testing. This episode is a funny, heartfelt reminder to keep a positive attitude and stay on top of your health.

Key Topics Covered:

1. The Search for Sponsors: Moving on from "Cuties" to pitch the National Grapefruit Council and Morton's Water Softener Salt
2. Deciphering Doctor Speak: The struggle of trying to read medical reports and PET scan results
3. 17 Polyps: Why John holds the "record" for colonoscopy results and the importance of early prep
4. "Relax, It's a Blood Test": Breaking down the Super Bowl ad
5. RelaxItsABloodTest.com
6. Superhero Capes: The story behind Kevin's new office decor and staying positive during clinical trials
7. Jersey Nostalgia: A look back at childhood snow days, Catholic school, and family stories
8. The Movie Quote Game: John tries to redeem his trivia reputation with a classic 80s flick