165. Movies For When You're Dismembering the Alamo from Twilight til the Breaking Dawn... aka The Sparklefuck

A Clusterfuck the likes of which have never been attempted. Our brave Clusterfuckers venture into the macabre, and even into the veins of forbidden romance. We're covering THE ENTIRETY of the Twilight Franchise, THE ENTIRETY of the Denton Dismember the Alamo marathon, and ONE episode of Bob's Burgers.

For posterity's sake, the films/TV episodes covered are:

1. Twilight (2008)
2. New Moon (2009)
3. Eclipse (2010)
4. Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011)
5. Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012)
6. Full Bars (Bob's Burgers, S03E02)
7. The Wizard of Gore (1970)
8. Fade to Black (1980)
9. Effects (1979)
10. Magic (1978)

The true terror is not having a timecode! Oooo! Ahhhhh!!! Plus thirtyyYyyYYy!!!!