16: On the Banks of the River Jussy

16: On the Banks of the River Jussy
// Deuteronomy 1–10

Kiernan, Laura, Moses, and the Israelites stand on the shores of the Jordan, and what do we do before we go conquer people? That’s right, 30 chapters of speeches! Let’s begin.

• The Israelites have reached the promised land
• Moses isn’t allowed to go to the promised land
• Moses recaps the journey so far, including which kingdoms we killed and didn’t kill
• One of the guys they killed had a giant bed
• Moses reminds the Israelites about the time a fire talked to them
• Moses reminds the Israelites about the commandment tablets
• Moses gives some speeches about what to do next and how to live
• Moses reminds the Israelites about Egypt again
• Moses reminds the Israelites about the cool fire again
• Moses reviews the 10 commandments with the israelites
• Moses reminds the Israelites that the voice of god is so powerful they could die from hearing it
• Moses reminds the Israelites about Egypt again
• Moses lists the different kingdoms where the Israelites are planning to kill everyone
• Moses reminds the israelites of all the times he lies on the ground pleading with God not to kill them all
• Moses reminds the Israelites about Egypt again
• Moses tells the Israelites to circumcise their hearts (?) for the lord