#142, The end is the Beginning of the End

Recorded 1/27/25. Jake hosted. Phil, and Jake were there, too. Get your hard-hitting news and help us bring America back together.

American Fork: Cavettes earned 3rd place at Regional 3 drill meet. Also received an academic award for having a majority of the team with a 3.75 GPA. Squiff!

Utah: Utah man held victims hostage inside Riverton home. The victims didn’t seem to be in distress, despite being threatened by the culprit. The sword wielder was shot, but not killed.

National: The inauguration came and went without a hitch. Trump thought, “It was the greatest inauguration, some say I was the best ever to be inaugurated in all of inaugurating. It was a terrific inauguration.” A lot of executive orders signed on day 1. Anchor babies are no longer a thing. The Musk Nazi salute seen around the world. Snoop went back on his word and basically roasted himself. Carrie Underwood nails it a cappella. TikTok left and came back so bigly. Fires in California. Joe Biden pardoned the J6 committee before he left.

Main Topic: We discussed our most embarrassing moments. Trent was actually embarrassed once. Amber saw Jake nakey once. Jeff’s EARTHQUAKE moment with Devin!

Tangent: What is the terminal velocity of a potato?

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