14: Moses gets Snaked and Replaced

14: Moses gets Snaked and Replaced
// Numbers 21-30

In this Episode, Laura and Kiernan Resume the story of Moses and the Israelites as they continue their journey to the promised land.

In this episode:

• Aaron is dead and the Israelites complain
• God sends snakes to bite them
• The Israelites say they'll stop complaining
• God has Moses make a magic snake stick
• The Illuminati
• The Israelites kill all the moabites
• A guy named Balaam can curse people and it comes true
• A prince named Balaak wants Balaam to curse the Israelites
• But Balaam blesses em instead (cuz he ain't bout to fuck with God's peeps)
• Balaak wants Balaam to curse the Israelites again, but Balaam blesses em again
• Balaak wants Balaam to curse the Israelites again, but Balaam blesses em again again
• God wants Moses to pick a successor
• Moses picks Josh
• We learn about some festivals and rules for offerings that we already read about
• We insult the audience and go play Mario Kart
• Kiernan thanks the fried chicken people