100 Dudes vs. 1 Gorilla? | WNE 65 "Shooters Shoot"

In this wild and hilarious episode of the We’re Not Experts Podcast, Tez and Mac dive into outrageous debates, viral internet challenges, and cultural hot takes with raw honesty and humor.

From discussing whether 100 men could take down a silverback gorilla with their bare hands, to confronting the idea of fighting off wild dogs, the hosts bring wild hypotheticals into the real world.

They also explore what traits disqualify someone from being a good parent, including controversial takes on face tattoos, literacy, and household cleanliness.

The duo later roast odd social encounters, break down viral videos, and dissect how social media ego-checks can bruise a man’s confidence. Plus, they take aim at Burlington Coat Factory for putting grandmas in loss prevention vests, question neighborhood drama, and hilariously examine the chaos of living in close quarters with noisy neighbors. Through it all, the hosts keep the conversation light, raw, and real

🔑 Major Discussion Points:

🦍 100 Men vs. Gorilla Debate Mac doubts 100 men can take down a gorilla due to the beast’s raw strength (can bench 4,000 lbs). TZ argues that with strategy and coordination, it might be possible. Comparison made to fighting fifth graders and physical strength disparities.

🐕 Can a Grown Man Beat a Dog? Mac confidently says yes, noting experience and a tactical advantage. Debate touches on how underestimated animals are in combat scenarios.

😂 Face Tattoos & Dating Red Flags List of people not to have kids with includes: face tattoos, people who can’t read, dirty living conditions. Mac defends against generalizations but agrees with hygiene as a major red flag.

🌭 Hot Dog Etiquette Funny story about finding a hot dog on someone's floor sparks a rant on house cleanliness. Creative recipe tip: bacon-wrapped glizzy in the air fryer with egg and flatbread.

💃 Dance Floor Rejections A man gets publicly rejected at carnival—hosts reflect on how that kills male confidence. Discussion on ego, rejection, and festival dance culture.

🏪 Loss Prevention at Burlington Roast session on elderly loss prevention officers being underqualified. Calls out the absurdity of store expectations for physical confrontation.

🏘️ Apartment Conflicts & Boundaries Heated discussion on neighborhood disputes and noise complaints. Personal stories and frustrations about thin walls and loud neighbors.

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