#1 - The American Pickers Cult | I Am StandUp comedy| Austin Anderson

• Mike from American Pickers is setting up a Cult where he is “the god of hoarders.”

• Chipotle’s new digital service sucks, and the company was started by a white nerd who culturally appropriated Mexican food to make 200 million dollars. 

• People that whip around you and flip you off because you are going the speed limit are psychopaths. 

• Jesus died not only for sinners but also for the people who fill up gasoline in plastic bags and place the bags inside their vehicles. 

• At what age do humans stop getting food all over their faces when they eat?

• I am against immortality because if people figure out how to live forever, they will continue making multiple star wars movies every year for eternity. And that is a Hell I cannot even fathom. I know I have the choice not to watch them, but I can’t even bear that they exist.

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