1 - Pilot

Join ROI on his inaugural broadcast from a tiny asteroid near Jupiter. From a thrilling prison escape, to the return of rock & roll legends "The Dangerous Sexy Vampires," we've got the news you crave. Dive into the history of Saturn's diamond trade and get your adrenaline pumping with Monarch Mech League updates. And, of course, enjoy our delightful array of ads – embrace the capitalist charm of the Outer Solar System's premier news source.

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Music:

Intro - "Atlantis" by LTJ Bukem

Outro - "Baby Hold On" by Eddie Money

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