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Yo mamma jokes! As many jokes as you can handle! Worth every penny!
This audiobook includes the best yo mamma jokes on earth. These are guaranteed to make you roll on the floor laughing. Tell these at parties and get-togethers and be the star of the entertainment.
Here are a few:
- "Yo mamma's so fat that people raise their hands and shout "taxi!" when she walks by in a yellow raincoat."
- "Yo mamma's so fat that the elevator can only go down when she rides."
- "Yo mamma's so fat that her pants have to be ironed in the driveway."
- "Yo mamma's so fat that people just have to go around her to get a 15-minute exercise."
- "Yo mamma's so fat that she has group insurance for herself."
- "Yo mamma's so fat that she brought the bridge down when she went bungee jumping."
- "Yo mamma's so fat that her feet don't get wet when she showers."
- "Yo mamma's so fat that she doesn't a tailor, she needs a contractor."
Download now to receive over 100 more of these jokes!
Here are some of the yo mamma joke types inside....
- Yo mamma's so fat....
- Yo mamma's so dumb....
- Yo mamma's so ugly....
- Yo mamma's so dark....
- Yo mamma's so old....
- Much, much more!
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Total5 out of 5 stars
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- Ryan Wernig
- 10-24-19
very funny
funny and I lined to it on the bus and home and I would recommend this book to any body
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- Lissandre H Kenkel
- 12-24-15
Mildly Amusing
There as a long introduction to the beginning of 'yo mamma' jokes in chapters one and two. A lot of the jokes are repetitive. We listened to it on a road trip. It was just OK.
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