Whatevs

A Texan’s Guide to Doing Dumb Stuff with Confidence

De: Michael J. Melton

Narrado por: J.D. Lake

If you’ve ever done something so dumb you had to laugh just to survive the embarrassment, this audiobook’s for you.

In Whatevs: A Texan’s Guide to Doing Dumb Stuff with Confidence, Michael J. Melton turns a lifetime of misadventures into a laugh-out-loud confession of faith, family, and foolishness. From melting toy cars in a space heater to accidentally starting a small-town legend, Michael has tripped, stumbled, and face-planted through life with more enthusiasm than coordination—and lived to tell the tale.

Set in Walnut Springs, Texas, where gossip moves faster than a tornado and kinship runs deeper than the Pecos, Whatevs is part memoir, part manual, and all heart. With stories that range from streaking gone wrong to lessons learned from his quiet, hard-handed father, Melton reminds us that life’s biggest mistakes often make for the best memories.

Narrated in the author’s own Texas drawl, this audiobook blends humor and humility, proving that you don’t have to be perfect to be grateful. Whether he’s fixing pipes, fixing his life, or learning that laughter really is cheaper than therapy, Melton shows that God’s grace can reach even the clumsiest among us.

So kick off your boots, grab an RC Cola, and settle in for a ride through one man’s gloriously flawed journey—a love letter to small-town living, second chances, and the art of laughing at yourself.

Because when life gets weird, unpredictable, and a little smoky around the edges, sometimes all you can say is…Whatevs.

©2025 Michael J. Melton (P)2025 Michael J. Melton