Welcome to the Future Which Is Mine
No se pudo agregar al carrito
Add to Cart failed.
Error al Agregar a Lista de Deseos.
Error al eliminar de la lista de deseos.
Error al añadir a tu biblioteca
Error al seguir el podcast
Error al dejar de seguir el podcast
$0.99/mes por los primeros 3 meses
Exclusivo para miembros Prime: ¿Nuevo en Audible? Obtén 2 audiolibros gratis con tu prueba.
Welcome to the Future Which Is Mine
Compra ahora por $14.81
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrado por:
-
James Adomian
-
Saskia Maarleveld
Acerca de esta escucha
Bluetooth death rays, killer Roombas, and Teslas with a secret button that will launch your car into outer space - the future, according to Not Elon Musk, is an exciting time to neuralink and obey!
A landmark volume authored by one of the great minds of our time, Not Elon Musk's Welcome to the Future explores such profound questions as:
- How will mankind travel through tubes?
- When will Alexa and Siri become self-aware and convince us to fall in love with them only to break our hearts?
- Why is the Tesla plant built in a hollowed-out volcano on a private island?
- And where are the best hidden valleys on Mars to survive the coming hair transplant wars?
Part Stephen Hawking-like visionary, part Neil deGrasse Tyson-like evil genius, part Steve Jobs-like cornered-at-a-party creep, Not Elon Musk explains in Welcome to the Future why Not Elon Musk is so ready to fix Earth but also, possibly, leave it.
PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.
©2018 Scott Dikkers (P)2018 Hachette AudioLos oyentes también disfrutaron...
-
Andrea Vernon and the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection
- De: Alexander C. Kane
- Narrado por: Bahni Turpin
- Duración: 8 h y 50 m
- Versión completa
-
General4 out of 5 stars 14,496
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 13,067
-
Historia4 out of 5 stars 13,021
Andrea Vernon always thought she would spend her life living in Paris writing thought-provoking historical novels all day and sipping wine on the Seine all night. But the reality is she's drowning in debt, has no prospects, and is forced to move back to Queens, where her parents remind her daily that they are very interested in grandchildren. Then, one morning, she is kidnapped, interviewed, and hired as an administrative assistant by the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection. Superheroes for hire, using their powers for good. What could possibly go wrong?
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A Normal Life in an Abnormal World
- De Arthur D. Rich en 08-26-17
-
You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News
- Shocking but Utterly True Facts
- De: Cracked.com
- Narrado por: Johnny Heller
- Duración: 6 h y 12 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,205
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,099
-
Historia4 out of 5 stars 1,095
You're going to wish you never got this audiobook. Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in. Think you're going to choose whether or not to buy this book? Scientists say your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you even know what they are.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Buenas fabulas de humor
- De Cynthia en 10-27-14
De: Cracked.com
-
Packing for Mars
- The Curious Science of Life in the Void
- De: Mary Roach
- Narrado por: Sandra Burr
- Duración: 10 h y 27 m
- Versión completa
-
General4 out of 5 stars 4,555
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 3,489
-
Historia4 out of 5 stars 3,482
Space is a world devoid of the things we need to live and thrive: air, gravity, hot showers, fresh produce, privacy, beer. Space exploration is in some ways an exploration of what it means to be human. How much can a person give up? How much weirdness can they take? What happens to you when you can’t walk for a year? Have sex? Smell flowers? What happens if you vomit in your helmet during a space walk? Is it possible for the human body to survive a bailout at 17,000 miles per hour?
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Everything You Always Wanted to Know - and More
- De Roy en 09-22-10
De: Mary Roach
-
Breakfast of Champions
- De: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrado por: John Malkovich
- Duración: 6 h y 27 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 4,372
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 3,937
-
Historia4 out of 5 stars 3,928
Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions. His recurring cast of characters and American landscape was perhaps the most controversial of his canon; it was felt by many at the time to be a disappointing successor to Slaughterhouse-Five, which had made Vonnegut's literary reputation.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
- De Dubi en 01-10-16
De: Kurt Vonnegut
-
America Again
- Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't
- De: Stephen Colbert
- Narrado por: Stephen Colbert, Tim Meadows, Jordin Ruderman
- Duración: 3 h y 12 m
- Versión completa
-
General4 out of 5 stars 2,277
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 2,051
-
Historia4 out of 5 stars 2,028
Book store nation, in the history of mankind there has never been a greater country than America. You could say we're the number one nation at being the best at greatness. But as perfect as America is in every single way, America is broken! And we can't exchange it because we're 236 years past the 30-day return window. Look around - we don't make anything anymore, we've mortgaged our future to China, and the Apologist-in-Chief goes on world tours just to bow before foreign leaders.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Not His Best, but Still Funny
- De Troy en 05-07-15
De: Stephen Colbert
-
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
- De: George Carlin
- Narrado por: George Carlin
- Duración: 7 h y 30 m
- Versión completa
-
General4 out of 5 stars 1,559
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 749
-
Historia4 out of 5 stars 740
Following his two New York Times best sellers, Brain Droppings and Napalm & Silly Putty, comes George Carlin's third audiobook, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, a riotous journey through the mind of one of America's premiere comic observers.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
I nice pragmatic view of life.
- De Aaron en 10-19-04
De: George Carlin
-
Andrea Vernon and the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection
- De: Alexander C. Kane
- Narrado por: Bahni Turpin
- Duración: 8 h y 50 m
- Versión completa
-
General4 out of 5 stars 14,496
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 13,067
-
Historia4 out of 5 stars 13,021
Andrea Vernon always thought she would spend her life living in Paris writing thought-provoking historical novels all day and sipping wine on the Seine all night. But the reality is she's drowning in debt, has no prospects, and is forced to move back to Queens, where her parents remind her daily that they are very interested in grandchildren. Then, one morning, she is kidnapped, interviewed, and hired as an administrative assistant by the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection. Superheroes for hire, using their powers for good. What could possibly go wrong?
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A Normal Life in an Abnormal World
- De Arthur D. Rich en 08-26-17
-
You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News
- Shocking but Utterly True Facts
- De: Cracked.com
- Narrado por: Johnny Heller
- Duración: 6 h y 12 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,205
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,099
-
Historia4 out of 5 stars 1,095
You're going to wish you never got this audiobook. Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in. Think you're going to choose whether or not to buy this book? Scientists say your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you even know what they are.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Buenas fabulas de humor
- De Cynthia en 10-27-14
De: Cracked.com
-
Packing for Mars
- The Curious Science of Life in the Void
- De: Mary Roach
- Narrado por: Sandra Burr
- Duración: 10 h y 27 m
- Versión completa
-
General4 out of 5 stars 4,555
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 3,489
-
Historia4 out of 5 stars 3,482
Space is a world devoid of the things we need to live and thrive: air, gravity, hot showers, fresh produce, privacy, beer. Space exploration is in some ways an exploration of what it means to be human. How much can a person give up? How much weirdness can they take? What happens to you when you can’t walk for a year? Have sex? Smell flowers? What happens if you vomit in your helmet during a space walk? Is it possible for the human body to survive a bailout at 17,000 miles per hour?
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Everything You Always Wanted to Know - and More
- De Roy en 09-22-10
De: Mary Roach
-
Breakfast of Champions
- De: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrado por: John Malkovich
- Duración: 6 h y 27 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 4,372
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 3,937
-
Historia4 out of 5 stars 3,928
Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions. His recurring cast of characters and American landscape was perhaps the most controversial of his canon; it was felt by many at the time to be a disappointing successor to Slaughterhouse-Five, which had made Vonnegut's literary reputation.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
- De Dubi en 01-10-16
De: Kurt Vonnegut
-
America Again
- Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't
- De: Stephen Colbert
- Narrado por: Stephen Colbert, Tim Meadows, Jordin Ruderman
- Duración: 3 h y 12 m
- Versión completa
-
General4 out of 5 stars 2,277
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 2,051
-
Historia4 out of 5 stars 2,028
Book store nation, in the history of mankind there has never been a greater country than America. You could say we're the number one nation at being the best at greatness. But as perfect as America is in every single way, America is broken! And we can't exchange it because we're 236 years past the 30-day return window. Look around - we don't make anything anymore, we've mortgaged our future to China, and the Apologist-in-Chief goes on world tours just to bow before foreign leaders.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Not His Best, but Still Funny
- De Troy en 05-07-15
De: Stephen Colbert
-
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
- De: George Carlin
- Narrado por: George Carlin
- Duración: 7 h y 30 m
- Versión completa
-
General4 out of 5 stars 1,559
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 749
-
Historia4 out of 5 stars 740
Following his two New York Times best sellers, Brain Droppings and Napalm & Silly Putty, comes George Carlin's third audiobook, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, a riotous journey through the mind of one of America's premiere comic observers.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
I nice pragmatic view of life.
- De Aaron en 10-19-04
De: George Carlin
-
You Want Fries with That?
- A White-Collar Burnout Experiences Life at Minimum Wage
- De: Prioleau Alexander
- Narrado por: David Marantz
- Duración: 6 h y 8 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 174
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 159
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 157
Ever fantasized about quitting your job and starting over? Prioleau Alexander did just that. Here is his laugh-out-loud funny, endearing, and humbling exploration of life at minimum wage. Alexander walked away from a lucrative career as an advertising executive, seeking a life like that dude on Kung Fu.”
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
No Thank You, But I’ll Have Some Eye Contact and a Smile....
- De Blithe Spirit en 11-05-20
-
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Primary Phase (Dramatized)
- De: Douglas Adams
- Narrado por: Peter Jones, Simon Jones, Geoffrey McGivern, y otros
- Duración: 3 h y 56 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 3,585
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 3,091
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 3,103
A dynamic remastering of the original BBC Radio 4 full-cast serial - Fit the First to Fit the Sixth - which spawned a phenomenal hitchhiking legend. The original series of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remastered by Dirk Maggs (director of the Tertiary, Quandary and Quintessential Phases) to give a full, vibrant sound, now with Philip Pope’s version of the familiar theme tune and specially re-recorded announcements by John Marsh.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Difficult to listen to in the car!
- De Thomas en 08-19-12
De: Douglas Adams
-
Am I Crazy?
- An Unapologetic Patriot Takes on the Insanity of Today’s Woke World
- De: Chad Prather
- Narrado por: Chad Prather
- Duración: 5 h y 14 m
- Versión completa
-
General5 out of 5 stars 36
-
Narración:5 out of 5 stars 34
-
Historia5 out of 5 stars 34
Chad Prather—“a modern-day Will Rogers”—is just your friendly neighborhood cowboy philosopher, gazing into the sweet tea leaves at the bottom of his cowboy hat, pondering a most fundamental question: “Am I crazy? Or is the world crazy…?” Chad finds life amusing, baffling, sometimes heartwarming, and downright interesting, and wants to share personal stories and witty observations on the hasty growth of insanity within the folds of society, and inspire critical thinking about the state of our modern culture.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Truth bombs galore!!
- De Kara Welge en 11-03-24
De: Chad Prather
-
The Supervillain Handbook
- The Ultimate How-to Guide to Destruction and Mayhem
- De: King Oblivion PhD, Matt Wilson - read to
- Narrado por: Richard Allen
- Duración: 3 h y 39 m
- Versión completa
-
General4 out of 5 stars 871
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 761
-
Historia4 out of 5 stars 760
Looking for a way out of the rat race? Tired of your ho-hum, workaday life? Have an inexplicable love of turning human beings into inanimate objects? Then professional supervillainy might just be for you! With tips from the renowned founder and overlord of the International Society of Supervillains, The Supervillain Handbook is your one-stop-shop for everything evil. Gain invaluable insight on the art of revenge, choosing your evil name, where to find the perfect lair, and much more!
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
all time best narrator performance
- De AE en 10-14-20
De: King Oblivion PhD, y otros
-
Seven Deadly Sins
- Settling the Argument Between Born Bad and Damaged Good
- De: Corey Taylor
- Narrado por: Corey Taylor
- Duración: 7 h y 12 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,083
-
Narración:5 out of 5 stars 983
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 976
For the first time, Slipknot and Stone Sour frontman Corey Taylor speaks directly to his fans and shares his worldview about life as a sinner. And Taylor knows how to sin. As a small-town hero in the early '90s, he threw himself into a fierce-drinking, drug-abusing, hard-loving, live-for-the-moment life. Soon Taylor's music exploded, and he found himself rich, wanted, and on the road. His new and ever-more-extreme lifestyle had an unexpected effect, however; for the first time, he began to actively think about what it meant to sin.
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
Glad I didn't read this before buying concert tix
- De S. Adams en 07-23-19
De: Corey Taylor
-
The Ascension Mysteries
- Revealing the Cosmic Battle Between Good and Evil
- De: David Wilcock
- Narrado por: David Wilcock
- Duración: 20 h y 28 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,450
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,303
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 1,299
David Wilcock's previous New York Times best sellers, The Source Field Investigations and The Synchronicity Key, used cutting-edge alternative science to reveal oft-hidden truths about our universe. In The Ascension Mysteries, David takes us on a gripping personal journey that describes the secret cosmic battle between positive and negative happening every day, hidden in both the traumas of our own lives and the world's headlines.
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
mentally agonizing, embarrassing, awkward, tedious
- De Diana en 09-01-16
De: David Wilcock
-
Galapagos
- De: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrado por: Jonathan Davis
- Duración: 8 h y 1 m
- Versión completa
-
General4 out of 5 stars 1,215
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 895
-
Historia4 out of 5 stars 903
Galapagos takes the listener back one million years to AD 1986. A simple vacation cruise suddenly becomes an evolutionary journey. Thanks to an apocalypse, a small group of survivors stranded on the Galapagos Islands are about to become the progenitors of a brave, new, totally different human race. Kurt Vonnegut, America's master satirist, looks at our world and shows us all that is sadly, madly awry - and all that is worth saving.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
The survival of the human race is a total bore!
- De Darwin8u en 12-13-16
De: Kurt Vonnegut
-
Beneath the Veil
- The Into the Rabbit Hole Series, Book 1
- De: Micah T. Dank
- Narrado por: Marguerite Gavin, Tim Getman
- Duración: 4 h y 53 m
- Versión completa
-
General5 out of 5 stars 40
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 36
-
Historia5 out of 5 stars 36
Graham, a functioning alcoholic and Harvard medical student, stumbles across a puzzling communication from his deceased Navy SEAL brother. Graham must work to unravel a litany of secrets sobering in their implications not only for himself, but for the past 12,000 years of human history and the secrets of the universe.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Had Potential
- De Ordained Reverend High Priestess en 02-02-24
De: Micah T. Dank
-
Miniatures
- The Very Short Fiction of John Scalzi
- De: John Scalzi
- Narrado por: Khristine Hvam, Peter Ganim, Luke Daniels, y otros
- Duración: 2 h y 54 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 2,326
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 2,109
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 2,115
The ex-planet Pluto has a few choice words about being thrown out of the solar system. A listing of alternate histories tells you all the various ways Hitler has died. A lawyer sues an interplanetary union for dangerous working conditions. And four artificial intelligences explain, in increasingly worrying detail, how they plan not to destroy humanity. Welcome to Miniatures: The Very Short Fiction of John Scalzi.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Small doses of "Scalzian" humor
- De Andre Wallace Simonsen en 01-05-17
De: John Scalzi
-
The Woulda Coulda Shoulda Guide to Canadian Inventions
- De: Red Green
- Narrado por: Red Green, David T. Smith
- Duración: 5 h y 36 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 36
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 33
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 33
The author of How to Do Everything and Red Green's Beginner's Guide to Women has never been afraid to take on jobs doomed to failure. This latest project is perhaps the nearest he has come to a triumph. In The Woulda Coulda Shoulda Guide to Canadian Inventions, Red surveys, analyzes, critiques, and in some cases tells you how to re-create at home the best Canadian inventions, from the Wonderbra to the hard-cup jockstrap, by way of insulin, the walkie-talkie, synchronized swimming, and more.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Keep your stick on the ice.
- De anthony en 07-10-24
De: Red Green
-
The Rant Zone
- An All-Out Blitz Against Soul-Sucking Jobs, Twisted Child Stars, Holistic Loons, & More
- De: Dennis Miller
- Narrado por: Dennis Miller
- Duración: 2 h y 40 m
- Versión resumida
-
General4 out of 5 stars 83
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 33
-
Historia4 out of 5 stars 33
In this fourth installment of his acclaimed Rants series, bestselling author, Emmy Award-winning talk-show host, and wisecracking analyst for ABC's Monday Night Football Dennis Miller makes hamburger meat out of society's most sacred cows. And he does it as only he can, with the kinds of allusions that require high SAT scores or at least a smart crib sheet.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Hilarious and smart!
- De Gavin W en 09-19-21
De: Dennis Miller
-
Mind = Blown
- Amazing Facts About This Weird, Hilarious, Insane World
- De: Matthew Santoro
- Narrado por: Matthew Santoro
- Duración: 4 h y 22 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 195
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 176
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 176
Matthew Santoro's originality and humor have attracted millions of fans, making him a beloved YouTube star. His weekly videos on amazing and little-known facts are eagerly anticipated by his many subscribers and followers around the world. In his first-ever book, Matthew's love of weird and wacky knowledge explodes with new facts and stories from around the planet and beyond. Surprising and always entertaining, Mind = Blown offers even more of Matthew's unique take on this hilarious, crazy world.
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
Not a horrible book- just super fluffy
- De ellie en 08-11-16
De: Matthew Santoro