Watch Your Junk & Other Advice for Expectant Fathers

De: Benjamin Wallace

Narrado por: Phil Thron

Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers tackles the subjects that other baby audiobooks ignore:

• Why you shouldn't touch the wand in the sonogram room
• The exact moment your opinion no longer counts
• How friends and family will respond to the news
• How TV and baby classes have lied to us
• Which poop jokes to expect in the delivery room
• How to convert diapers into usable guilt
• How to insure your child says your name first
• And much, much more

Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers includes a special twin version of fatherhood in the event that you are so much a man that you knocked up your wife twice at the same time.

Don't go into fatherhood unprepared; listen Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers today and know what to expect before it's too late.

©2012 Benjamin Wallace (P)2025 Benjamin Wallace

fun listen for dads. helpful for expecting dad

fun. true. trip down memory lane because my kids are grown. Phil thron is perfect

that's not what toxoplasmosis is... but

it's still a really funny book with good advice. it made me laugh out loud!

Entertaining and usefull one

Really liked it, almost made me binge it. Hope the abvices in it ll work...

So VERY true for any and all fathers out there

Father of two here (and no, not the "T" word, thank GOD). I'm listening to this while installing ceiling fans into my childrens' rooms, and laughing all the way. This is funny because it's true and told in Ben Wallace's own unique and winsomely funny way.

I have a few quibbles here and there about certain precise specifics (because every kid is so different, and because wipe warmers were a life saver while our children were both newborns), but each section rings aloud with hilarious frankness.

And buy this book for your fellow dads, and your dad and dad-in-law. It's fun for every parent.

Why would a review need a headline?

Kind of funny, only a little sexist, full of practical advice. I feel like this is a more useful Dad book than most, but shouldn't be the only one you read.

absolutely amazing

Being not only an expectant father and a fan of both the narrator and author, I loved this book. everyone needs to read this, its fonking hilarious and full of great tips.

Very enjoyable. And terrifying. For me at least

It is a great book about the frightening delightful shocking thrilling entertaining exciting gratifying amusing of becoming a dad.
With good advice in a fun way.

And Phil is a great narrator.

Funny

it's much more funny than useful, really. But the narrator makes it worth the time tho