Universe Under Review

The biggest joke in existence is that all of it was rejected by the Peer Review Committee.
Universe Under Review is an absurd, sharply satirical take on evolution, told through the universe’s hopeless struggle against a catastrophically cautious Peer Review Committee. Every breakthrough that shaped reality is rejected on principle.
The Peer Review Committee hated all of them.
Particles? Too unstable.
Stars? Too dramatic.
Cells? Too experimental.
Multicellularity? Absolutely not.
Skeletons, lungs, warm blood? Denied for budgetary reasons.
Fire? Introduces catastrophic risk without established containment.
Yet evolution marches on.
Mistakes become miracles.
Accidents become innovations.
Life evolves not because it is approved, but because it refuses to stop.
Hilarious, strange, and surprisingly profound, Universe Under Review reimagines evolution as a long chain of failed proposals, an absurd cosmic bureaucracy that cannot keep up with the brilliance it tries so hard to suppress.