Train Wreck

A tale of sex, drugs, violence, and monkeys.

De: Elizabeth F. Simons

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

All Max wanted was a quiet train ride home.

Max Farkas and his best buddy Luie Grant had just spent a weekend getting drunker, broker, and more beaten up than they had planned...and they had planned for a lot of all three. On the train ride home, these dumb but devoted best friends find themselves in fist fight with a pair of kung-fu ninja midgets. The chase that follows leads them through a swamp, aboard a train, and through a series of events you will have to read to truly believe.

In the words of Max hisownself:

"I've been kicked off a bus, half-drowned, train ran, train wrecked, drugged, woked up, shot at, and tased. My head hurts and I've got splinters from a goddamned train bridge. I probably have the monkey AIDS and I ain't even been kissed since this whole things started."

Will Max find true love? Will Luie find forgiveness from the armed and angry kung-fu little people? Will anybody survive the mayhem? Where did they find so many monkeys?

There's only one way to find out.

In the hilarious tradition of Joe Lansdale, Norman Partridge, Christopher Moore, A. Lee Martinez, and Warren Ellis, this short and punchy story will have you laughing fit to fart.