TopDown

Good old fashioned SPACE OPERA by Norman E. Morrison. A fast paced comedy romp. The action takes place on Europa and RYO Corporation's Ice Mining division which supplies gases and water to the other planets for terraforming and such. Life on the mega conglomerate ice mining colony on Europa is cool for beloved yard boss Muttonhead Rex until he is given the job of downsizing the staff. Permanently! The order comes from the top...down. The problem is that the next shuttle is months away! So, just exactly how does one go about enticing more than 700 slackers to walk out an airlock without so much as a muffler or pair of mittens onto the frozen and airless moon? Muttonhead Rex knows and you will too as soon as you read this delightfully funny story. It's great lethal fun on Europa! Hint: No slacker is actually harmed...But HOW does he do it?