Tim's Bon Mots
Witty Sayings and Good Quotes for All Occasions
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Anthony Mele
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Tim Dunton
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Bon Mots? Yes, you know - witticisms, aphorisms, zingers, one-liners. We've been collecting these for decades and eliminated those that are too common, too corny, or just not clever enough.
The goal of this book is to become the repository of the kind of saying that you wish you could remember and have ready for just the right time.
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