Thunder Nation Live

The Legend of Thunder Pops

De: G. E. Moore

Narrado por: BJ Whimpey

Meet Percy Thunderpops before the Old West turned him into a legend.

In this outrageous prequel novella to The Legend of Thunder Pops, Percy is younger, dumber, and livestreaming his way into fitness folklore. Welcome to Thunder Nation Live—the most chaotic workout show ever broadcast to an audience of zero and a future cult of millions.

Across four gloriously unhinged “episodes,” you’ll witness:

• The Stun Gun Full-Body Workout — Because electricity builds character.
• Bulletproof Vest Push-Up Challenge — Progressive overload, but ballistic.
• The Double Jump Mythbust — If video games can do it, why can’t we? (Spoiler: gravity wins.)
• The Bibliography Beatdown — When your own books become blunt-force trauma training.

Part satire, part slapstick, all thunder, Thunder Nation Live is a comedy novella that parodies fitness culture, YouTube stunt streams, and the eternal quest to look swole while making terrible decisions.

Whether you’re discovering Percy for the first time, or diving deeper into the mythology of the man who would one day reshape the West, this prequel delivers maximum gains and minimum common sense.

Warning: Contains dangerous levels of flexing, reckless science, and fart finales powerful enough to scare livestock.

©2025 G. E. Moore (P)2025 G. E. Moore