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Trenton Bennett
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Sarah Fader
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Once upon a time, Sarah Fader wrote a blog post called "Three-Year-Olds Are Assholes". It went viral on HuffPost Parents, with over 400,000 shares on Facebook. This book tells the story of three-year-old Samantha, who is determined to make a rainbow.
©2016 Sarah Fader (P)2022 Sarah FaderLos oyentes también disfrutaron...
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