Things I Wish I’d Written on a Bathroom Wall

De: Evannie Scribbles

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Things I Wish I’d Written on a Bathroom Wall
Author: Evannie R. Scribbles
Ever found yourself in a bathroom stall, reading something so clever, it made you snort-laugh—or think twice about your life choices?

Welcome to Things I Wish I’d Written on a Bathroom Wall, a cheeky yet surprisingly sincere collection of quips, scribbles, and uncensored truths from the imaginary stalls of life. Part coffee table book, part inner pep talk, this satirical gem is for every woman who’s ever needed a reminder that wisdom often comes with a Sharpie… and a little toilet paper stuck to her shoe.

From the silly (“You’re not just hot—you’re flushable”) to the soulful (“I miss people who are still alive”), each chapter serves up words of humor, raw honesty, and unexpected encouragement—designed to help you laugh, cry, and maybe even text your therapist.

You’ll find:

• Inspiring reminders in unlikely places

• Comedic reflections on everything from aging to awkward moments

• Illustrated quote pulls and doodles to tape to your mirror or gift to your snarkiest friend

• Bathroom humor with surprising depth and dignity

Whether you’re gifting it to your bestie, stashing it in your guest bathroom, or cracking it open on a rough Tuesday, this is your permission slip to be gloriously imperfect, unapologetically bold, and beautifully human.

Why You’ll Love This Book:

• Perfect for anyone who talks to themselves in the mirror

• A hilarious and heartfelt gift for friends, moms, daughters, and work wives

• Ideal for flipping open at random when you need a pick-me-up, laugh, or permission to cry

• Great conversation starter on your coffee table—or toilet tank