The World Wrestling Politics

De: John (Small Dick) Smith

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this writing are fictitious.

The World Wrestling Politics is a no-holds-barred political satire that slams modern American politics into the steel cage of absurdity. Combining the over-the-top drama of WWE with the chaos of election season, this fictional takedown of toxic masculinity, fake populism, conspiracy culture, and social hypocrisy is as funny as it is uncomfortably accurate.

The story centers around Derek Turd, a grotesquely orange, ego-driven faux billionaire and ex-reality TV star who stumbles into politics like a wrestler into a folding table. With a cult-like fanbase of "Alpha males" who hate socialism but love government handouts, Turd stages political rallies that resemble fascist cosplay meetups with a splash of MLM energy.

While real issues like healthcare, minimum wage, and inflation get tossed out of the ring, Turd and his cronies focus on blaming immigrants, attacking the LGBTQ+ community, and rewriting history with the accuracy of a toddler drawing a map.

From urine smoothies and testicle diets to Nazi cosplay and Twitter tantrums, The World Wrestling Politics doesn’t pull punches. It lampoons the entire ecosystem of modern politics — fake news, conspiracy theorists, performative patriotism, and the death of critical thinking.