The Unmagical Detective

De: James Gaskin

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Remember your youthful dreams of flying, running with the werewolves, being a towering, roaring T-Rex, or maybe Superman? Late one Sunday afternoon, an unknown force triggered the Revelation of Dark Matter, allowing everyone in the world past puberty to transform into the one animal, superhero, or other fictional character most deeply ingrained in their subconscious. Suddenly, the streets were full of dinosaurs, vampires, werewolves, Avengers, and X-Men. Everyone in the world can transform.

Everyone except Tony Reizlos.

The ex-Dallas Police detective, now a Private Investigator, can't decide if he's the last real human or a Neanderthal. But the most powerful people in the city demand Tony help solve sensitive crimes, like when Henry Condor's (vampire) daughter Jessica (Tinkerbell) is kidnapped and killed to keep her father from making a personal bid presentation for an enormous contract. Condor and his security chief Nomar (ex-Pro Wrestler and ogre) demand Tony help them whether he wants to or not.

Why? Because vampires don't trust werewolves, werewolves don't trust anybody, and Marvel heroes avoid those from DC. But they all trust Tony, because he's not part of any group, he's just a guy trying to keep his sister out of jail and help raise his niece, Frankie, an 18-year-old college freshman and generic princess.

But things get messy...