The Uninvited Nude Guest…

A Hilarious Real-Life Story Involving a Surprise Visit, Naked Yoga…and a Totally Unexpected Situation!

When nudist and reluctant adult Kristin opens her door to a surprise naked visitor, she expects confusion. What she doesn’t expect is Kyle—a tall, overly chill stranger with a suspiciously symmetrical butt, a ferret in a hoodie, and absolutely no plans to leave. Claiming a case of mistaken identity and a nudist Craigslist post gone wrong, Kyle makes himself (and his emotional-support ferret, Muffin) right at home in Kristin’s unclothed, caffeine-fueled life.

As Kyle slowly invades every corner of her peaceful nude routine, chaos unfolds: Susan starts a group chat conspiracy, Janessa reconsiders her marketing career, Georgina channels commune energy, and Tanya—her wine-chugging, emotionally violent best friend—arrives to declare dominance in the most unhinged way possible.

What follows is a wild, fully exposed ride through unsolicited houseguests, tofu-scented fart clouds, naked yoga disasters, and a finale so ridiculous it involves Tanya using three bare behinds as a human drum set while singing an original nudist anthem. Yes. That happens.

Full of whip-smart wit, laugh-out-loud disasters, and weirdly practical nudist advice, The Uninvited Nude Guest is your new favorite naked fever dream.

Warning: Contains adult humor, excessive nudity, competitive butt comparisons, and one wildly inappropriate ferret named Muffin. Reading while clothed is allowed but not encouraged.