The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde

A Sweary Classics Adaptation

Robert Louis Stevenson's psychological thriller—minus the part where Victorian politeness buries the actual horror.

What's a Sweary Classic? The complete, unabridged original story—same plot, same characters, same emotional devastation—just translated into modern, hilarious, sweary language that doesn't require a literature degree to understand. Think: all the Gothic suspense, zero Victorian torture.

Mr. Utterson is a respectable London lawyer who notices something deeply wrong: his friend Dr. Jekyll has become obsessed with a violent, repulsive man named Mr. Hyde. Jekyll has even changed his will to leave everything to Hyde, which makes zero sense because Hyde is clearly a monster who tramples children in the street and beats people to death with a cane.

Now Utterson's investigating why his brilliant, respectable friend is connected to this evil bastard who's terrorizing London. Witnesses describe Hyde as deformed and inhuman, Jekyll's servants are terrified, and Jekyll himself is locked in his laboratory refusing to see anyone. The more Utterson digs, the stranger it gets—until Hyde murders a prominent politician in broad daylight and vanishes completely, leaving Jekyll looking guilty as hell.

If you love psychological horror about dual nature, Victorian mysteries with shocking twists, and stories that ask "what if your worst impulses became a separate person"—this sweary retelling will disturb you in the best way.

Grab Sweary Classics: The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde today and discover why this tale of transformation and moral corruption still chills readers—no Victorian euphemisms required!