The Secret Society Of Middle School Janitors

Sweeping up was just the beginning

Twelve-year-old Ethan Tiller thought janitor duty was the worst punishment imaginable—until the mop sneezed.

Now, armed with nothing but a talking broom, a suspicious badge, and an overworked mentor named Mr. Dregg, Ethan finds himself swept into the underground world of the Secret Society of Middle School Janitors. These aren’t your average custodians—they battle glue monsters, decode encrypted floor wax, and fend off robo-roaches with citrus-based foam grenades.

But something darker is bubbling beneath Lincoln Middle School’s shiny floors. Vaults are being breached. Legendary janitors are missing. And the principal? She may be scrubbing more than just test scores.

Mystery, danger, and mop-fueled mayhem await in this hilarious, high-stakes, and surprisingly heartfelt adventure for readers 8–12. If you've ever wondered what's really going on after the final bell rings—grab a mop and find out.