The Pumpkin Patch Man

SOMETHING IS EATING THE CHILDREN OF FORRESTAL

When high school student Calvin Pressley interrupts two grown ups in strange robes dragging a screaming young girl out into the woods, his life turns upside down and inside out. He'd just assumed all those stupid stories about 'the Pumpkin Patch Man' were pure b.s. -- the assholes hazing the new kid in town. But there's sure as shit something going on in Forrestal... something pretty horrible, from what he's just gotten involved in. But what can a high school kid possibly do about a secret -- or not so secret -- jack o'lantern headed monster that gobbles up child sacrifices four times a year, apparently with the approval and even cooperation of the towns' adults?

Whatever he does, he better do it fast... there's a new seasonal equinox coming up soon -- and the Pumpkin Patch Man is always hungry...

THE ULTIMATE HALLOWE'EN HORROR!!!!

Why?

This book was a big disappointment and a waste of my time. I don’t advise anyone to read it or listen to it. Why would anyone want to read this.