The Nudity Contract

That Time My Boyfriend Decided To Go Nude For A Whole Weekend…and Made a Contract Out of It!

A wildly funny, heartfelt, and totally unhinged memoir about love, vulnerability, and one disastrously ambitious weekend without a single stitch of clothing.

When Kristin’s enthusiastic boyfriend Jack drafts a handwritten “Nudity Contract” and insists they spend an entire weekend completely unclothed, she expects awkwardness. Maybe intimacy. Maybe enlightenment.

She does not expect olive oil catastrophes, emotional breakdowns, cosmic arguments over yin yang philosophy, naked trust falls gone wrong, backyard wind battles, hallway fart acoustics, tears, laughter, and the kind of raw honesty that strips a relationship bare in more ways than one.

What begins as a playful experiment quickly spirals into a comedy of errors filled with questionable decisions, vulnerable moments, and unexpected revelations. As the rules get stricter and the temperature gets colder, Kristin and Jack find themselves confronting the truth of who they really are beneath the humor, the chaos, and all the layers they’ve shed.

This is not just a story about being naked. It’s a story about being seen.

Funny, outrageous, tender, and painfully relatable, The Nudity Contract explores what happens when you try to force closeness, face your fears without clothes to hide behind, and discover that the truth can be both freeing and heartbreaking.

Perfect for readers who love memoirs with humor, absurdity, emotional depth, and a raw look at relationships pushed to their limits.

If you’re ready to laugh, cringe, tear up, and root for two people trying their absolute best...even when everything goes hilariously wrong...this book is for you.