The Keerowte Kid: A Southern Martial Arts Parody

When a small-town kid known only as Junior stumbles into the strange world of Southern keerowte, he expects belts, punches, and tough talk. What he gets instead is Mr. Peyote—an old swamp-dwelling mentor with a cane, a quiet stare, and lessons that make no sense until it’s too late.
As Junior trains through mosquito-infested bayous, shaky trees, foul smells, and worse opponents, he learns that real strength isn’t loud, flashy, or cruel. It’s patient. It’s disciplined. And sometimes, it smells suspiciously like a skunk ape.
Standing in his way is Colonel Supreme Master Beauregard “Beau” Bodine—a rank-obsessed McDojo legend who believes fear is the fastest path to respect. When their worlds collide, Junior must decide what kind of martial artist—and what kind of person—he wants to become.
The Keerowte Kid is a sharp, heartfelt Southern martial arts parody that blends humor, wisdom, and coming-of-age grit. Inspired by classic martial arts films but grounded in real philosophy, it’s a story about restraint, resilience, and learning when to stand your ground—and when to step aside.
Because sometimes, the strongest move… is not being there.
- Sensei / Dr. Nathan Chlumsky, PhD Educ.
5th Degree Black Belt
6x Martial Arts Hall-of-Fame Inductee in 3 different organizations
2019 Strathmore Worldwide Who’s Who “Professional of the Year Martial Arts Instruction & Historical Research
Nominated for inclusion in the 2023 Cynthia Rothrock Martial Artists Changing Lives Biography Book Edition
2023 AMAA (American Martial Arts Alliance Foundation Who’s Who in the Martial Arts Legends Award Nominee
Included in Volume 23 World’s Greatest by Grandmaster Ted Gambordella
2025 G.O.A.T. Martial Arts Awards Inductee