The Great Backyard Barbecue Blowout

(Nude Edition)

De: Kristin Williams

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Welcome to the wildest, weirdest, most bare-all barbecue you’ll ever attend… and you don’t even have to wear pants.

Kristin, your semi-responsible, Volvo-driving, Pacific Northwest nudist tour guide, is here to take you on a laugh-so-hard-your-neighbors-will-judge-you romp through one unforgettable summer backyard bash. The burgers are juicy, the drama is juicier, and absolutely nothing is left to the imagination.

It’s a naked free-for-all featuring:

• A potato salad war that makes the Hatfields and McCoys look like a polite book club

• A lawn chair collapse so dramatic it should win an Oscar

• Tanya’s “Beer Pong of Doom” that turns into a full-scale coup

• Burgers… in the pool… because why not?

• Midnight skinny dipping, synchronized chaos, and enough questionable decisions to fuel a congressional hearing

There will be swearing, there will be snacks, and there will be far more skin than the FDA recommends. From poolside politics to conspiracies about “Big Chair,” this novella is a love letter to friendship, bad ideas, and the kind of backyard parties you never admit to your parents.

Warning: Contains nudity (duh), strong language, burger abuse, adult beverages, chair fatalities, and a healthy dose of raunchy humor. Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, sudden cravings for grilled meat, and the urge to host your own clothes-optional barbecue.

If you’ve ever thought, “Sure, but what if everyone was naked?” — this is your book.