The Glop That Ate Buffalo

Madam Taco Cat

De: J.G. O'Sax

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Buffalo is melting. The sidewalks squirm. The cats have formed a militia.
Max Noir—sarcastic detective, caffeine addict, and reluctant hero—just wanted his coffee. Instead, he finds himself ankle-deep in sentient goo, guilt-fueled hallucinations, and a grotesque game masterminded by a sourdough-born intelligence. As Buffalo oozes into madness, Max is forced to investigate a mystery that smells like burnt soup, features a psychic yeast tantrum, and may be targeting him personally.
From a cheese-curd confession to a feline urine offensive, Max Noir is a genre-bending, noir-splattered fever dream that blends absurdity, horror, and heart. The city's losing its mind—and Max might be the only one stubborn enough not to follow.

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Imagine if Raymond Chandler dropped acid in a collapsing Rust Belt city—then tried to fight sentient sourdough with a hangover and a cat army.
Max Noir is a sardonic detective forced into a battle against an evolving goo that feeds on guilt, reshapes reality, and might be smarter than anyone left in Buffalo. Surreal, grotesque, and weirdly heartfelt, it’s a pulp-noir comedy about redemption, absurdity, and fighting the sludge of your past—literally.

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In a melting, grotesque version of Buffalo, a jaded detective must face a sentient Glop born of yeast, catnip, and unregulated tech as it reshapes the city—and his past—into a surreal nightmare only sarcasm, cats, and chaos can defeat.