The Feast of All Tallow's Eve

If demons are possessing your Hallowe'en candy, or you know that Santa is just an anagram for Satan, then this book is for you. Brother Scriblicus Animicus has provided us with completely Christianized stories of the saints, so pure that they are safe for even the most separated among us. Today's story is an account of the celebration in honor of the discovery of lard, and how it delivered the saints from painful infections and the dangers of remaining skinny. Read on and be blessed, dear reader! Express permission granted for podcasting and public skits, non-commercial.