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Jeff Heisler
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Shane Van
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Welcome, welcome! With so many people slapping their neon—The Fantastic Book of Chemistry Jokes— this author’s edition has been released.
No matter your understanding of chemistry, I am sure you'll get a reaction, because the jokes within, are sodium funny. These jokes have been accumulated through years of interactions with fellow scientists and teachers, and lots of drinking in strange bars late at night.
A word of caution must be had—some jokes are innocent, and some are rude and lewd, but none are meant to offend. As studies have shown, the darker your sense of humour, the more intelligent you are. With that being said, sit back, put your feet up, and wait for the nerdy fluorine, uranium, nitrogen-filled laughs to tickle your fancy.
"Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good, when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it." (Adam Sandler)
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