The Devil For President

When a woman’s fed up there’s hell to pay. When a female demon is fed up? You’d better get the f-ck out the way.

Wassup? I’m Xenia, and I’m sick and tired of my mate. And no, he didn’t cheat on me, that’s human crap to get mad at. No, the f-cktard can’t get over the thought of his baby brother one-upping him; and has been neglecting me as a result. Well, an idle mind is a dangerous place, especially when it belongs to an intelligent, female demon.

When my father-in-law, the devil himself, gives me a task to wipe out an entire country, I jump on it. Especially when I see just how evil, depraved, and entitled humans have become. And the human suit I chose is probably the worst of the worst.

Will I take out the country? Or does Lucifer have another agenda altogether?