The Day I Realized Clothes Are Overrated…

How I Learned to Air Out My Life, My Body, and My Cat Without Getting Arrested

One Very Naked Day in the Life of Kristin

Kristin lives just outside Seattle, drives a Volvo, owns a cat who judges her daily, and has officially decided she’s done with clothes. One morning she tosses her pajamas aside and declares war on fabric, and what follows is a single ridiculous day of bacon grease injuries, Volvo seat disasters, grocery-store humiliation, nipple wars with Tanya, and a pot roast dinner party that devolves into naked Uno.

Told with folksy wit, raunchy honesty, and the comic timing of a woman who has nothing left to hide (literally), this is less about nudity and more about surviving the chaos that follows when you strip away the layers.

If you’ve ever wondered:

• What happens when you attempt yoga in the nude with a judgmental Persian cat?

• How badly bacon grease can burn when you’re defenseless?

• Whether grocery shopping in a sundress counts as bravery?

• Or how fast a dinner party can spiral once Uno gets involved?

…then this is your book.

Part memoir, part survival guide, part stand-up routine, The Day I Realized Clothes Are Overrated… proves that liberation and humiliation often come hand in hand, or cheek to chair.