The Break Up Between Me and Pants

Irreconcilable Differences

What do you do when your greatest enemy isn’t a political scandal, your HOA, or even your ex-boyfriend’s mysterious fart schedule… but pants?

Join Kristin Williams, the self-proclaimed Queen of the Nudeys, as she rips off the shackles of denim, spandex, and zippers to live her life as nature and SPF intended: bare, bold, and occasionally sunburned.

This is a battle cry. This is a love letter to freedom, a middle finger to waistbands, and a hilarious field guide for anyone who’s ever unbuttoned their jeans after lunch and thought: there has to be a better way.

Inside these pages you’ll discover:

• Why pants are basically fabric prisons for your thighs.

• How to survive HOA spies, overdramatic friends, and suspiciously muscular men named Hercules.

• The liberating truth about farting in pools, bathtubs, and other sacred nudist spaces.

• Why sunscreen is not just skincare; it’s religion.

• How one woman traded small talk in skinny jeans for coconut water with French Canadians on Miami beaches.

Kristin doesn’t just tell you how to live pantless: she drags you, laughing, through every misadventure, meltdown, and moonlit moment of her nude liberation. With a voice that’s witty, raunchy, and disarmingly relatable, she proves that sometimes the healthiest relationship decision you can make… is breaking up with clothes entirely.

Warning: This book may cause uncontrollable laughter, side-eye from your neighbors, and an irresistible urge to toss your jeans in the donation bin and strut around your living room au naturel.

If you’ve ever hated pants (and let’s be honest, who hasn’t), this is your gospel.

Buy it now and set your butt free.