The Bock Saga

An introduction

De: Carl Borgen

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

The Bock Saga is the story of mankind as passed down through the generations of the Bock family, whom, according to Ior Bock, was the keeper of an ancient oral tradition that sheds light on the time period from the beginning of prehistory -- also called "Paradiset" -- to the present time. It begins with the first two people dwelling on this earth and ends with the untimely and tragic death of Ior Bock in 2010. It covers a huge time span and an enormous number of events have taken place since then. The Bock Saga narrates this all in great detail. It is, in short, an enormous story…

Priapus meets the Mantong Alphabet

None of the actual Bock Saga is included in this audiobook because it is too long and complicated for you to understand. This book is but a summary of the most visionary and iconoclastic parts of the saga.

They are:

1) the universal human language called Root. The two primordial humans, the brother and sister Freyr and Freyja needed a way to communicate, which is how Root language came into being. Freyr understood the meaning behind phonetic sounds, and when he intuited the word he would use to encompass all of humanity, he made sure to exclude his sister. The word “people” comes from the phonetic sounds “peep” and “ole'” (old), meaning “rooster” or “cock.” So, the true etymology of “people” comes from the Root alphabet meanings for “cock” or “penis.”

Just kidding! I made that up. It actually comes from the phonetic sounds of “pee” and “pole,” or “penis.”

2) the reproductive caste system of the pagans. Ostensibly these practices continued into historic times (after the end of the 2 ice age catastrophes) up until the reign of Rurik, because in the 9th century AD before Christian values were a thing, it was typical for the stem families to wait until age 27 to procreate, with the "svan" (stem mother) birthing a minimum of 12 sons and 7 daughters with no complications nor premature deaths. Pagan mothers of this idyllic era were not affected by menopause; childbirth generally occurred every other year, so many women continued to birth children well into their 70s. This was possible because only the 12th son of the stem family was allowed to reproduce, and only with his svan, the healthiest and most beautiful woman in the world.

3) copious amounts of semen ingestion, ensuring the health and wisdom of the population. Knowing what I know about myths, this proves the veracity of "Bock Saga." These paradise-time pagans didn't need to farm and never went to war, which allowed them to accomplish near-impossible feats that precluded most life activities outside of masturbation. They pooled their time and resources (see what I did there?) to put toward semen collection and transport. All reproductive men and women, and just about everyone else would daily ingest their own semen in addition to the “sperm” or “sap” of thousands of members of the lower castes that were spread over the Nordic territories. There were routes to make sure semen was transported to the origin city of Hel so that the progenitors of all human-kind could drink it and recirculate it to benefit the rest of the population through a well-documented system that is described in detail and comprises 88% of the material in this book.

Plus there's a shocking and deeply moving revelation about the true identity of Jesus Christ that I promise you will never see coming!

So if you enjoy puns and piquant homophonic wordplay along the lines of Jordan Maxwell, or paradigm-shifting scholarly works such as the 100% true literary masterpiece "Secret Journey to Planet Serpo," you will love "The Bock Saga!"

A NOTE ON THE NARRATION
Even though the Virtual Voice narrator has the wrong accent(s) for the book content, you still get a delightful variety of creative pronunciations of many common words, which is critically important in preserving the integrity of oral traditions. It is hard not to appreciate the dedication, expense, and cultural sensitivity that went into selecting this narrator.