The Art of the Naked Hookup

Everything You Need to Know About Meeting and Hooking Up with People at the Nude Beach or Resort!

Welcome to the most outrageously honest, side-splittingly inappropriate, and oddly informative book you never knew you needed. If you’ve ever looked at a naked stranger across a pool and thought, “How do I make this romantic?” then honey, you’re in the right place.

Written by Kristin Williams, a 38-year-old nudist, Volvo-driving, fart-surviving, sunburn-suffering suburban goddess with a cat named Donna and zero shame, The Art of the Naked Hookup dives deep into the slippery, sandy, surprisingly heartfelt world of clothes-free romance.

Inside these pages you’ll find:

• Stories involving sunburned genitals and aloe in places you didn’t think aloe belonged

• Practical tips for post-coital cleanup when your beach towel is a biohazard

• Detailed accounts of steamy, squeaky-clean (literally) hookups that do not involve explosive farting

• Kristin’s exes, including a 300-pound hairy man with the digestive grace of a leaf blower

• The miracle of Frank and his mustache that could win elections and pubic hair that deserves a museum exhibit

• Heated naked beach arguments with women named Janet who need to take several topless seats

This book is part raunchy memoir, part nudist survival guide, part horny fever dream. You’ll laugh. You’ll cringe. You’ll Google "Can vaginas actually get sunburned?" and then buy SPF 100 just in case.

Perfect for the open-minded, the clothes-optional curious, and anyone who believes love is better without pants, The Art of the Naked Hookup will have you howling with laughter and reconsidering that textile lifestyle.

No clothes. No shame. No farts allowed.

The choice is yours.