Thaw

De: Geoff North

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Learn to kill or wait to die.

In 3066 the world is a different place. Massive coronal ejections, nuclear fallout, and chemical poisons have reshaped the land. New life forms have evolved at an accelerated rate into creatures God and nature had no hand in playing. A few remaining settlements of mankind struggle to re-establish civilization.

They’re failing.

But beneath the ground, buried deep in a lost and forgotten installation, humanity’s ancestors are about to awaken. The freaks, mutants, and monsters roaming the blasted earth above are about to discover what real terror is all about.

G R O S S ! G R O S S ! G R O S S !

This book is the grossest apocalyptic adventure ever! The protagonists consist of odd looking mutants, a fat drooling idiot, and one elderly gun fighter. The antagonists are a couple thousand revolting zombies, towns full of evil-minded malformed people, plus endless amounts of people-&-or-animals who have evolved into shockingly horrific and unbelievably queer monsters. All battling to the death in giant piles and pits of 💩! Yes, poop!! It’s amazing amounts of mutant, zombie, monster SHIT! The adventure is filled with sickening descriptions of rotting animated corpses, all the filthy monsters, and our pathetic heroes climbing and sloshing and fighting through shallow oceans of liquified excrement. The whole world is reduced to vast plains of mud and dead forests and the ruins of an obliterated past drowning in gooey poop. The truly stinking earth and its nauseating inhabitants are then showered by lethal acid rain dissolving them into the planet-wide fecal. Our heroes are constantly struggling with blood seeping wounds and dire injuries. The author seems to enjoy torturing our heroes by dragging them through many losing battles, covering them in blood, mud and crap, and having them bullied and beaten by every other gross disgusting smelly unwashed mutated freak on the miserable planet. After a while, I just couldn’t take this punishment and I began hoping the protagonists would be killed so all the suffering would just stop.