TAMPON TIM

the Menace from Minnesota

De: Rowdy Roberts

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Dive into the hilarious and hard-hitting satire of “Tampon Tim, the Menace From Minnesota” by comedian Rowdy Roberts, where Minnesota’s folksy governor Tim Walz gets roasted like a hotdish at a state fair gone wrong. From his cornfield roots in Nebraska to his controversial reign in the governor’s mansion, Roberts pulls no punches in exposing Walz as the ultimate progressive prankster— a flip-flopping farm boy turned gun-grabbing, riot-watching, fraud-ignoring menace who’s soaked the North Star State in absurdity.

Picture this: A high school teacher and National Guard vet who once posed with shotguns to win over rural voters, only to ban “assault weapons” and stock boys’ bathrooms with free tampons, earning the immortal nickname that sticks like glue. Roberts skewers Walz’s “One Minnesota” utopia through laugh-out-loud chapters on his “stolen valor” military drama (retiring just in time to dodge Iraq while bragging about “weapons of war”), his dithering during the Minneapolis riots (watching the city burn while delaying the Guard), and the epic COVID chaos where $250 million vanished in fraud faster than toilet paper in a panic. Throw in his China honeymoons, jazz hands rallies, and policies turning Minnesota into a sanctuary for everything except common sense—from abortion on demand to free lunches for millionaires’ kids—and you’ve got a wild ride of blunders that make Walz the punchline America didn’t know it needed.

Packed with snappy anecdotes, veteran quotes, a detailed timeline, and an annotated bibliography for the skeptics, this book is Roberts’ comedic survival guide to weathering Walz’s wacky world. Whether you’re a red-state rebel or just love a good takedown, “Tampon Tim” will have you howling at the hypocrisy while wondering: If this is leadership, we’re all gonna need a change. Grab your copy and join the roast—before the menace absorbs the nation!